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I had to address and return address 700+ envelopes today at work and I noticed one thing that really stood out. Actually three things.
1. Someone's middle name was Vanderbilt.
2. David Lynch was a member name.
3. Our only member from Salt Lake City is also the only person who does not recive his club-mail at home. He gets it sent to his office/business in c/o of some lady.

These 2 hot-shot 20/30 somethings checked in today and they both were from "El-lay" California. They both had rock star hair and tightish pants. They were musicians and gamers and probably 2 of the cooler people who will ever stay here.

Also I spoke with some Nippert on the phone (I'm not name-dropping) (it is relevent) and he made a huge monologue (definitly a monologue) about how the rest of the members are snobs and refuse to recognize the West "end" (side) as a place that does in fact... exist. I told him (when he was finished) that I hope it existed because I lived there most my life. He told me a bunch of little-known westside facts. I forgot to ask him for discounted membership to his YMCA.
Stupid stupid stupid me >.<

I feel like going floating (or you may know it as swimming). I dont think they make pools that are my ideal water temperature (anywhere between 99 degrees and 104 degrees). Why not? Why don't they make me-friendly pools? I would imagine it is half because the germ-hole the pool would become and the fact that I would never be able to afford to have/use a pool that nice.